Tuesday, April 3, 2018

The Golden Poop Awards: Political Statements About Guns

It is time again for the Golden Poop Awards, this time we will be awarding people who have opened their mouth regarding a subject with which they have zero knowledge. In case you don't know who some of these losers are, I have provided a picture, their name along with their chosen professions.

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Only one category this time:

 The dumbest thing regarding gun control ever said

The nominees are:

Louise Slaughter (Rep from New York, Democrat, senile)

"The Second Amendment only protects the people who want all the guns they can have. The rest of us, we've got no Second Amendment. What are we supposed to do?"

Joe Biden (former VPOTUS, Pedophile, Creep, Democrat)

 "Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door."

Diane Feinstein (U.S. Senator from CA, Democrat, retard)
"We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit hunting ducks with more than three rounds. And yet it's legal to hunt humans with 15-round, 30-round, even 150-round magazines."

Adam Schiff (U.S. Representative from CA, douchebag, liar)

“They also trumpeted the Second Amendment. Apparently Russians are very big fans of our Second Amendment. They don’t particularly want a Second Amendment of their own, but they’re really glad that we have one,” Schiff said. “The Russians would be thrilled if we were doing nothing but killing each other every day, and sadly we are.”

Joe Lieberman (former U.S. Senator, Democrat, delusional)

"...the stronger our gun control laws, the fewer acts of violence.."

Diana DeGette (Democrat Rep from Colorado, brainless)

"If you ban them in the future, the number of these high-capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won't be any more available."

Sandy Sheedy (councilwomen: Sacramento, CA, bat shit crazy)

"There's been a lot of people that have been shot by an unloaded gun"

Charles Schumer (U.S. Senator from NY, Democrat, closet homosexual, snowflake, liar, hemorrhoid)

"Lax gun laws in one state translate into murder and mayhem in another."

Eric Holder (former U.S. Attorney General, gun runner, liar, criminal)

"We just have to be repetitive about this. It's not enough to have a catchy ad on a Monday and then only do it every Monday. We have to do this every day of the week and just really brainwash people into thinking about guns in a vastly different way."

Patricia Eddington (Former Democrat New York Assemblywomen, braindead)

"Some of these bullets, as you saw, have an incendiary device on the tip of it, which is a heat seeking device. So, you don’t shoot deer with a bullet that size. If you do you could cook it at the same time.”

Kevin DeLeon (California Democrat State Senator, horrible mathematician, douchebag) 

“This is a ghost gun. This right here has the ability with a .30-caliber clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. Thirty magazine clip in half a second.”

Bernie Sanders (former U.S. Senator, Democrat, Communist, senile)

"We need to make sure that certain types of guns, exclusively used to kill people, not for hunting, should not be sold in America"

Hillary Clinton (former 1st Lady, compulsive liar, criminal, delusional, megalomaniac)

"The crowd fled at the sound of gunshots.
Imagine the deaths if the shooter had a silencer, which the NRA wants to make easier to get.

Michael Bloomberg (former NYC mayor, Democrat, megalomaniac)  

“Well, if it can fire a lot of bullets very quickly, that’s a good definition… And then you can argue what a lot is, okay, let’s say three. If you haven’t hit the deer with three shots, you’re a pretty lousy shot, that deer deserves to get away.”

Terry McAuliffe (Democrat Governor of Virginia, horrible mathematician, douchebag)

“We lose 93 million Americans a day to gun violence.”

Janet "Butch" Reno (former U.S. Attorney General, liar, murderer)

"Waiting periods are only a step. Registration is only a step. The prohibition of private firearms is the goal."

Carolyn McCarthy (Democrat Rep. from NY, blithering Idiot)

“…it’s a shoulder thing that goes up.”

Barrack Hussein Obama (former POTUS, Democrat, Communist, liar, swindler)

“…it is easier for a 12 or 13-year-old to purchase a gun, and cheaper, than it is for them to get a book.”

Bill Clinton (former POTUS, Democrat, serial womanizer)

"When we got organized as a country, [and] wrote a fairly radical Constitution, with a radical Bill of Rights, giving radical amounts of freedom to Americans, it was assumed that Americans who had that freedom would use it responsibly .... When personal freedom is being abused, you have to move to limit it."

Some "honorable" mentions

Sarah Brady (old bitch, lunatic)

"I don't believe gun owners have rights"

Harvey Weinstein (rapist, Hollywood elitist, megalomaniac)

"If we don't get gun control laws in this country, we are full of beans. To have the National Rifle Association rule the United States is pathetic and I agree with Mayor Michael Bloomberg: It's time to put up or shut up about gun control."

Bill Mahr (talk show host, egomaniac, delusional, self righteous)

"You don't need a weapon to protect yourself"

James Brady (former White House Press Secretary)

"For target shooting, that’s okay. Get a license and go to the range. For defense of the home, that’s why we have police departments"

Michael Moore (film maker, omnivore, communist, professional hypocrite, total douche-bag)
"Any guy who had shop class in high school can change a semi-automatic gun 2 fully automatic in 5 min." 

Chris Cuomo (actor, big mouth, retard, arrogant, self-important snowflake)

"...the shootings that we've seen with this, (sigh) it just keeps being used for these massacres because of all these features I just told you about, it being easy to use, and all this fire and the caliber bullet and all the damage it can do"

Jimmy Kimmel (talk show host, megalomaniac)

"Orlando, Newtown, Aurora, San Bernardino, every one of these shootings the murderer used automatic or semiautomatic rifles, which are not weapons used for self-defense...
....I guess, our forefathers wanted us to have AK-47s is the argument, I assume."

Cameron Kasky (self righteous snowflake punk)

"The second amendment has no restrictions."

Debbie Wasserman Shultz (U.S. Rep from Florida, Democrat, crazy, liar, cheater)
"....making sure that we don't have high capacity rapid fire magazines, that allow mass killings"

Steve Schmidt (political strategist, abject moron, CNBC shill)

"....it is harder to buy cough medicine than an AK-47 or 50 of them"

Delaney Tarr (High School student, self righteous snowflake)

"We want privatized selling to be reformed so you can't just walk into a building with $130 and walk out with an AR-15"

Michael Ian Black (wannabe Comedian, backwards thinking Commie)

"Having the ready ability to take someone’s life is dominion over that person; gun ownership could be viewed as slavery by another name"

Joe Biden (former VPOTUS, Pedophile, Creep, Democrat)

"You don't need an AR-15, it's harder to aim, it's harder to use, and in fact you don't need 30 rounds to protect yourself"

David Hogg (snowflake, immature beta male wannabe NAZI, idiot)

"It just makes me think what sick fuckers out there want to continue to sell more guns, murder more children, and honestly just get reelected," Hogg said. "What type of shitty person does that? They could have blood from children splattered all over their faces and they wouldn’t take action, because they all still see these dollar signs."

Amy Schumer (failed comedian, joke thief, fat apologist, communist, idiot, self admitted whore)

".....taking money from the NRA to uphold these laws that are outdated by hundreds of years.."

The above quotes were verified, sources can be found by taking some initiative, don't be lazy.
If the above descriptions offend you, tough shit, grow a pair or crawl into your safe space and scream at the sky either way, I don't care about your feelings.

Besides an apology would only suit to maintain your victim-hood status and I am not one to contribute to such nonsense.

You may also wonder why we don't actually present an award to any of these mental midgets.

In the real world where grown ups live there are no participation trophies and we do not reward stupidity, so these dummies will go home losers just as they were yesterday and the day before that.

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