Tuesday, December 12, 2017

The First Annual Golden Poop Awards: Gunsmithing

The First Annual Golden Poop Awards for Distinction in Gunsmithing

Brought to you by:

The Wile E. Coyote School of Gunsmithing

In association with: 
The ACME Corporation
 "Wide selection, instant delivery, questionable quality."

And Graffiti brand spray Paint

Today we announce the contenders for the coveted Golden Poop Award for Distinction in Gunsmithing.

The nominees for Most Creative modification to a Glock pistol are:

Grok the Caveman and his model 21

Nacho Caliente and his stove top model 17

Tony "the Ladies Man" Macaroni and his Bling Bling model 27


Twink Jones and his interpretation of what the model 19 should have been

Although he had missed out in previous competition, here he is again, Otis Pyle and his model 22

And last in this category: Cletus Shartz and his model 17

In the Best Artistic Expression category, the nominees are:

Vito "The Butcher" Roselli's Springfield XP entitled: "Wacked in the Alley"

Flower Suncloud's Bersa entitled "Spring Time Acid Trip"

Guru Yogesh Boob's Sig P210 entitled "War and Peace and Rainbows"

Tucker Butkis and his "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince"  Mossberg 500 

Harley Davidson Kashner and his Glock disguised in Polish Army Camouflage

In the Best Tactical, under $100 category the nominees are:

Bubba Dean McCoy for his Super Tactical Scout Rifle

Billy Joe Bob Ed Earl Eberhardt III for his Tactical Wonder Carbine

Smoochie Wallace and his Super Sniper Operator Rifle

Roscoe Cephus Jackson for his Short-n-Swiss Lightweight rifle

Camaro Wade Smith with his Undercover Pistol-rifle

Gator Beauchamp for his Super Swamper Folding Chooter

and finally Jake Jeb Joseph Jasper Jingleheimer and his Streamlined Shot-the-wad Gun

In the Best Home Made Modification category we have the following nominees:

Sammy Quaid Johnson and his Multi-Purpose Dongle Grip for Ruger and Dan Wesson Revolvers.

Booney Wilson and his Tactical Gription (patent pending)

Dick Wiener and his Universal Modular Scope Mount

Beau Wazoski and his "Playdough Supergrip" for Ruger P series pistols

Yackov Ivanofsky and his custom high rise scope mount for the Ruger Mini-30

Homer Magoo and his Target Acquisition System for Single Action Revolvers

Honorable Mentions go out to:

Houston Delacroix and his Marlin 336

Marine Private Dean Gomer Simpson and his Hi-Point

Pooky Latrell Williams and his Smurferific MAK-90

Buffalo Billy Gumb and his Hairy Nightmare

Enos Jefferson Davis Combs and his Toilet AKM

This is purely for entertainment, forgive me if I offended anyone. Also if you would like to see more of this, see my other post entitled The Ridiculist

The names and awards listed above are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.

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