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Monday, January 1, 2024

Golden Poop Awards: Most Retarded Memes Regarding Guns

 Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the semi-bi-annual Golden Poop Awards.

Today we are judging the most retarded memes regarding guns.


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Getting enough applicants wasn't easy, those on the left have a serious deficiency in their ability to meme, most likely do to their wimpy, flimsy arguments.



No change? Since the 1934 National Firearms Act we have seen at least a dozen changes in Federal Law and hundreds perhaps thousands of changes in state law. Besides that, there has NEVER been an ounce of evidence to suggest that restricting gun ownership has ever resulted in a reduction in school shootings, in fact the school shootings have increased despite increased laws regulating ownership. A more direct correlation could be made between school shootings and the divorce rate.

This limey POS should go back to England, keep his cock holster shut or talk about topics he is proficient on like hair gel or anal lube.

Besides no one should ever listen to a gun control argument from someone who advocates defunding police, eliminating bail requirements, reductions in jail time and REFUSES to put armed guards in schools.



Shall we start with the incorrect use of the term "Assault Weapon"?

I just love this hypocrisy, don't you? When Republicans limit travel to the US of known terrorists, the Democrats lose their shit and call us bigots or xenophobes (another incorrect use of a term).

Then if some do get in and commit acts of terrorism, they blame our "lax" gun laws for their actions. BTW one of the worst Islamic terrorist attacks involving guns occurred in Paris, where guns are next to impossible to buy legally.

Besides no one should ever listen to a gun control argument from someone who's party sent billions of dollars to known terrorist regimes, then armed the Taliban with BILLIONS of dollars' worth of American guns and then supported Hamas' terrorist attacks and called for the extermination of Jews.



OK genius, how about you show me where it mentions deer hunting in the Constitution? The Second Amendment was written to protect a natural right to shoot tyrants, like yourself, in the face, and also to hunt deer, if we so choose.

Besides no one should ever listen to a gun control argument from someone who thinks meat comes from the grocery store.


Wrong, in 2021 we lost a little under 21,000 people to homicide with a firearm, that equals 59 people per day. You see the Democrats always inflate the number by including suicides. Perhaps she meant to say that SHE kills 90 people per day?

BTW Homicide and Suicide are both illegal, and both were happening before the invention of the firearm. Furthermore, guns are used more often to stop violent crimes than they are used to commit them.

Besides no one should ever listen to a gun control argument from someone who allowed our ambassador and soldiers to die, lied about it, then sold American uranium to our enemies and took bribes from them, then paid for a fake investigation into her political enemies, then got caught hiding evidence about an illegal server. I won't even mention the dozens of people that have died "mysteriously"...whoops I just did....



There are three types of lies: plain old lies, damn lies and statistics.
 
Did you know that 100% of people exposed to water will die? This is 100% true, as we all will die, but it makes it seem like you should avoid water, no?

Did you know that an American is more likely to bitten by a New Yorker than a shark? This is also true, of course your odds of either go up depending on where you are.

The fact is women who put themselves in abusive relationships would not defend themselves anyway, hell they more often than not refuse to testify against their abusers. 
Now if the woman is not the brainwashed type and has a gun, the abuser will usually die from multiple high-speed perforations.

Besides no one should ever listen to a gun control argument from someone who cannot even define what a woman is and thinks men should be able to use women's restrooms and compete in women's sports.



Too Late? Too late for you maybe, you see no one is buying your bullshit anymore.
They banned guns in Australia and crime went up by 243% (including a 3000% increase in home invasions), so did the tyranny (watch some videos about the covid enforcement in Australia). 

In Britain they banned guns in 1997, today there is a knife attack every 4 minutes, more than 130,000 per year and the victims cannot effectively fight back as they have been disarmed.

In the US you are more likely to be struck by lightning than be involved in a mass shooting and the more armed good guys present, the more that liklihood goes down. We have seen numerous occasions where a good guy with a gun ended a mass shooting before it began.

Besides no one should ever listen to a gun control argument from someone who advocates defunding police, eliminating bail requirements, reductions in jail time and REFUSES to put armed guards in schools.




This is true, you know why? Terrorism in America is rare, you know why? Because good guys own guns and Americans don't lay down like sissies when a terrorist shows up.

The other reason is because the definition of a toddler is a child who is just learning to walk, a child of this age could not pick up a loaded gun, much less shoot it (the gun in the picture above is a plastic toy) Again, the left has a serious problem with lying.

Besides no one should ever listen to a gun control argument from someone whose party has been trying to normalize pedophilia, groom small children all while protecting the visitors to Epstein Island. We could also talk about the Democrats refusal to stop child trafficking, then there are the millions of children killed through abortion.



Who is "We" jackass? What did I say about statistics? They can be used to lie. This tweet would have you believe that the US is a very dangerous place. When in fact 68% of gun crimes occur in just 5% of the counties in the U.S. and take a wild guess which party runs those 5%. 
If you remove those counties, the U.S. is one of the safest places in the World.
Murders and suicides still happen in Japan, France and Israel, but they are not always committed with a gun, is a person less dead if a samurai sword or a cricket bat is used?
Besides no one should ever listen to a gun control argument from someone who gave guns to the Mexican Drug Cartels, lied about it to Congress then gave billions to a terrorist supporting country (Iran) all while professing his love for Islamic terrorists.



While trying to be sarcastic, this meme is actually correct. Do you think a man dating the daughter of a Mafioso would lay his hand on her? Fuck no he wouldn't, and the reason why is he would get 10-fold the violence directed at him. 

You see bullies only respond to violence or threats of it. Bullies and wife abusers are narcissists and they themselves do not want to be exposed as the pussies they are, so they think keeping a strong pimp hand will hide their inadequacies. The reality is the women being abused could probably kick the ass of the abuser if they really tried.

Besides, no one should listen to any argument about protecting women from a party who has destroyed women's sports by allowing men to compete in them and made women unsafe by allowing men in women's bathrooms, locker rooms and prisons.

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