Golden Poop Awards: The Most Idiotic Statements about Guns

 

It is time again for the semi-bi-annual Golden Poop Awards! This time we are considering the most idiotic statements made about guns.

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This young ladies' parents asked that we not disclose her name, their shame is reached its limit. We obliged, but she still is a contender for the richly deserved Golden Poop.

I am not sure if this is parody or real, if real, Mr. Zarrabi is a serious contender for the Golden Poop!

We love cognitive dissonance here at the Golden Poop Awards, and who better to display it than a confused Marine who doesn't believe infidels have rights?

Well, she got the last four words right......

Deserve a government hearing? The best I can do for you is a Golden Poop for idiocy.

Did you know that regulated has more than one meaning? Doesn't matter Maqart.....we'll consider you for the Golden Poop anyway.

Another Golden Poop statement from a politician with sub-zero IQ. We love it!

Speaking of sub-zero IQ! Heals up Harris should definitely be in the running for the statement below, we'll have to wait and see if she can take home the gold kaka. Maybe we could rename the award to the Golden Kamala?

Can I place an order for one of these rifles of which she speaks?

How ironic that someone named Joy is full of hate and bullshit, but she is in the running for a Golden Poop, so she has that going for her, which is nice.

Hogg boy has been a contender for the coveted Golden Poop on numerous occasions, today he is nominated twice. Here is his first submission.

minutes, seconds who cares, were talking Golden Poop material here.....

They say ignorance is bliss, but is it worthy of a Golden Poop?

200 rounds eh? That smells like a Golden Poop statement!

The mere fact that he doesn't know what an ear plug is, might be enough for a Golden Poop all on its own.

Where might one acquire one of these Bazookas of which you speak? Asking for a friend.

The idiocy is strong with this one, strong enough to garner a Golden Poop? We'll have to see. 

Ms. Blair has an odd opinion and in the spirit of honest debate, Taj counters with a good question, inquiring minds want to know.

That is a weird question hogg boy has brought up, we'll have to see if the strategy of bringing Jesus into the conversation will work out for him.