The 4th Semi-Bi-Annual Golden Poop Awards for Gunsmithing

Welcome to the 4th Semi-Bi-Annual Golden Poop Awards for distinction in Gunsmithing.

 Brought to you by:

The Wile E. Coyote School of Gunsmithing

In association with:

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And:

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This round we are looking at submissions of homemade firearms.

Starting off with their 3rd submission in a row is Cletus Douche from Bayou Poupe Louisiana. His pistol shoots .22 Long Rifle, full auto at around 1500 rounds per minute give or take.

He says it's a lot like his weed wacker, takes some work to get it started, but once it's it gets going it runs like Antifa at a Patriot Rally.

Joe T Farnsworth of Broken Back Kentucky sent us his version of a single shot derringer. He said "I was always want'n one like my cousin has, so I built meself one".

A new gunsmith to the trade is Ba'lockay White-Wilson, he wanted a gun that would wound real bad, but not kill right away and also not leave evidence behind.

It took Ba'lockay 3 months to build his 38 Special single shot, smooth bore pistol, this was his 4th attempt, he says "the first three blew up in my grill".

Raymond "Big Hands" Johnson submitted his home-made 380 pistol. The magazine holds 60 rounds in a quad stack configuration. He is still working on getting the magazine to feed. Raymond learned his metalworking skills at Maine State Penitentiary.

Chu Long Kok of Little Saigon, California, built this Browning Hi-Power copy in his shed. He learned his skills from his grandfather, Noh Long Kok, who used to run guns for Charlie during the war.

We don't get too many submissions from women, so we like to highlight them when we do. This one is from Marny Fuchs of Goose Bay Saskatchewan, it is chambered in both .25-20 Winchester and .32 S&W Short, she reports that she may have picked the wrong calibers, as ammo is hard to come by, she has yet to test fire the gun.

Camero Wade Smith is back in the competition again with this single shot 10-gauge shotgun, for the barrel he used some stainless pipe he cut from the exhaust stack of an incinerating toilet.

Joe Lee Lee entered this smooth bore, double barrel 38 Special pistol, saying that the gun works, but isn't very accurate beyond 3 feet. Sounds like a great weapon there JLL.

Enrique Miguel Juan de Bautista Alverez Ochoa of Stillwater, Texas, sent us his version of a caballero's pistola. It shoots a custom centerfire version of the .22 Magnum.

Joseph Kamaniwanalaaya of Hookelau Flats Hawaii sent in his short-barreled shotgun for submission. He uses it to keep the haoles away from his wahines.

We have had several submissions from outside the U.S. over the years, this one comes from Mohammed Anass Rhammar of Deepenkamel, Pakistan. Mr. Rhammar once worked in a cave near Kyber Pass, where he learned all manners of gunsmithing and goat husbandry. 

He says the gun, which fires from an open bolt, can hit a 3-meter x 3-meter sheet of plywood from 20 feet. That's precision right there!

Quindarius Gooch-Berger of Tool Stroke, Arkansas built this .22 pistol from some old motorcycle parts and pieces of his mother's kitchen table.

This single shot .223 Remington pistol comes from Palm Springs California, Eugene Dixon-Faces built this in his garden shed using JB Weld, and parts found at the local recycling center.