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The New Coke, "America's taste just got better" or "It's a Coke that tastes like Pepsi, only it's Coke!"
Under Armor, "stealing glory since 1996"
and Yugo, "everybody needs a Yugo sometime"
The nominees in the category "Best use of a pun in a gun ad" are:
Beretta
Marlin
The Nominees for the worst celebrity endorsement are:
HS Precision Inc
Hey, I got an idea....let's use a Psychopathic Federal Agent who kills unarmed women and children to sell our product....
PETA
PETA
"Champion Pistol Shooter"....yet doesn't know the 3rd Rule of Gun Safety......
The most irresponsible gun ad nominees are:
Harrington & Richardson
A child running around shooting a gun into the air when a crowd is present?? WTF?
Iver Johnson
The most irresponsible gun ad nominees are:
Harrington & Richardson
A child running around shooting a gun into the air when a crowd is present?? WTF?
Iver Johnson
Umm no, just no
Colt's Patent Fire Arms Co.
In the "WTF were you thinking?" category we have the following nominees:
European American Armory
This needs no comment
Kel-Tec
POF USA
Pro Tip, never use the name of an infamous, failed government sting operation that ended with the deaths of government agents as a tag line.
and....European American Armory
The nominees for "We don't know our own product" we have the following:
Aimpoint
Kel-Tec
POF USA
Pro Tip, never use the name of an infamous, failed government sting operation that ended with the deaths of government agents as a tag line.
and....European American Armory
The nominees for "We don't know our own product" we have the following:
Aimpoint
A company that sells products to help you shoot straight...has their shit backwards...
Heckler & Koch
We would hope that their gun QC program is better than their advertisement QC program
Odejewscy Shooting Range in Poland
We would hope that their gun QC program is better than their advertisement QC program
Odejewscy Shooting Range in Poland
This is beyond ignorant....
Colt's Patent Fire Arms Co.
Maybe someone should have told him the sight was built into the back of the handle.....Was this the first instance of "Spray & Pray"?
For the Best use of a meat product in a gun ad, we have the following nominees:
Smith & Wesson
Marlin
In the Best use of a Porn Stash, the contenders are:
Universal Firearms
Smith & Wesson
In the Best use of Sex to sell a gun category, the nominees are:
Colt's Patent Fire Arms Co.
Maybe someone should have told him the sight was built into the back of the handle.....Was this the first instance of "Spray & Pray"?
For the Best use of a meat product in a gun ad, we have the following nominees:
Smith & Wesson
Marlin
In the Best use of a Porn Stash, the contenders are:
Universal Firearms
Smith & Wesson
In the Best use of Sex to sell a gun category, the nominees are:
Winchester
OK so...one question: Why would a cowboy be interested in a woman with the body of a 13 year old boy? Also your nipple is showing....in their defense, it was the 70's....a different time...
European American Armory
The ads produced by these guys are almost as bad as their guns.... that's a joke, but then again so is this ad...
Glock
I don't really have a comment on this one.....
Winchester
Here we are again, Cowgirls back in the day dressed like men for a couple of reasons, one to be taken seriously and two to prevent unwanted sexual advances....Also cowgirls would keep the boobs strapped down, the trail can be hard on the ta tas
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